Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Collection

Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Collection is supposed to be a gift. Something you end up sending to your loved ones — truth is, once it’s in your grasp, you simply can’t let go of it. Why? Who would want to get rid of it? You deserve it more than everyone else. All types of velvety chocolates, late-night snacks, great pick me up when the mood is blue. Irish chocolate, rich dark Belgian treats — a smorgasbord of mouthwatering possibilities. 

Grab hold of this flavorful masterpiece and hide it — for once, be a bit selfish — You’ve earned it.

It’s our little secret. We won’t tell. We know what you’re hiding under the bed and we wholeheartedly approve. Just make sure your spouse doesn’t know — They’ll probably want in on it.