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We had some fun at Canobie Lake Park in Salem, NH by finding the nastiest breath and recommending these TOP 3 Trader Joe’s mints. They all fit in your pocket and freshen your breath so no one screeeeeeeaaaaammmms when you open your mouth like we did with these spooky guys and gals.
This Clown outside the Haunted House was very talkative but pee-you, did his breath reak. Still, he’s not undead and he’s not a beast, really, so we gave him Trader Joe’s Green Tea Mints. These delicately tasting mints are a delicious, all-natural alternative to drinking green tea, actually. Three of these mints are equal (in terms of polyphenol content) to one cup of green tea. Get all the benefits of green tea in a quick, portable, breath-freshening treat!
Now goodness knows what Werewolves eat and they have loooong fangs with stuff getting stuck between them. No wonder their breath stinks! We recommend Trader Joe’s Ginger Mints for werewolves, aliens and general non-human but live beings. These mints have a balanced ginger taste and solid breath freshening power.
Check out this zombie chick. She has no idea how bad her breath really is! Even the undead deserve to feel fresh so we gave her the strongest mints in our arsenal: Altoids Mints sold at Trader Joe’s. The “cuirously strong mints” (that’s their tagline) can handle zombie, vampire and mummy breath, no problem.
Disclaimer: Canobie Lake Park generously provided us free tickets to the park for their Screeemfest. If you are lucky enough to live within driving distance of Salem, NH, Canobie Lake is a super family friendly amusement park with enough heart-pumping rides to give you a really good time, no matter the time of year.
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